Dear Conor Oberst,
Yes, I understand that Minnesota crowds are probably just awful, but that’s no excuse to avoid us on your last tour with Bright Eyes. I’m still going to your show, but I’m a bit disappointed that I’ll have to go to Michigan to be there. The date is a bit inconvenient for me as well, however, I believe that a day of missed school is worth it.
Sincerely,
Alice

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